Mark Nutter

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          WHITE GUYS (lyrics)

ONE FRIDAY NIGHT, MY FRIEND AND I
WE WERE GOIN' ROUND THE BEND
AND I SAID, "MAN, THIS SUCKS
WE GOT NO PLACE TO BE"
SO I SAID, "LET'S BE SPONTANEOUS"
AND SO WE SIMULTANEOUSLY
PILED INTO OUR LEXUS SUV
WE TOOK IT FOR A SPIN A WHILE
WE CRUISED AROUND, AND IN A WHILE
WE FOUND OURSELVES A FISH FRY IN THE HOOD
THE FOLKS WERE BLACK, EXCLUSIVELY
AND WE STUCK OUT OBTRUSIVELY
SO WE SANG TO MAKE OUR PRESENCE UNDERSTOOD

THE WHITE GUYS ARE HERE
SO LET THE FUN BEGIN
IF YOU HAVE A FISH FRY
MAKE SURE YOU GET A WHITE GUY
OR TWO
YEAH

THE FISH WAS FRIED BY THE LOOK OF IT
AND WHO KNOWS WHO WAS THE COOK OF IT
BUT ALL THAT FAT
SHOULD'VE MADE THOSE FOLKS AFRAID
IT WAS TOO HIGH IN CHOLESTEROL
WHEN IT COMES TO FISH THE BEST ARE ALL
BAKED LIGHTLY IN A CITRUS MARINADE
SO WE THREW ALL OF THAT NASTY FISH
THAT POTENTIAL ANGIOPLASTY FISH
IN THE TRASH
WHERE IT COULD FESTER AND DECAY
THEN WE TALKED UP THE FOOD PYRAMID
AND DRANK MICRO-BREW'RY BEER AMID
THE HOSTILE GRATEFUL LOOKS
THEY SHOT OUR WAY

THE WHITE GUYS ARE HERE
SO LET THE FUN BEGIN
IF YOU HAVE A FISH FRY
MAKE SURE YOU GET A WHITE GUY
OR TWO
YEAH

THE FOLKS GOT BUSY TOKIN' UP
DRINKIN', DANCIN', COKIN' UP
AND EV'RY OTHER FUN FORBIDDEN SIN
WERE THEY TIMID?
NOT THAT CROWD
TOO BAD WE NEVER GOT THAT CROWD'S
PERMISSION TO COME OVER AND JOIN IN
THE CROWD BECAME TOO MUCH FOR US
A BIT LESS FUN AS SUCH FOR US
AND SO WE CALLED THE COPS TO INTERVENE
THE COPS CUFFED AND CONVEYED THEM OFF
BUT LET US BE, WE PAID 'EM OFF
GOOD THING WE HAD THE CASH
HEY, WHAT A SCENE

THE WHITE GUYS ARE HERE
SO LET THE FUN BEGIN
IF YOU HAVE A FISH FRY
MAKE SURE YOU GET A WHITE GUY
MAKE YOUR PARTY SWING WITH
A WASP-Y OUT-OF-SIGHT GUY
IF HE'S DEATHLY PALE
THEN HE'LL BE A DYN-O-MITE GUY
IF HE'S GOT POLE UP HIS ASS
THEN HE'S THE RIGHT GUY
YOU GOTTA GET WISE
YOU GOTTA GET GUYS
WHO ARE WHITE
WHITE GUYS


 

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