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FAKE BREASTS

YOUR FAKE BREASTS HAUNT ME -- WHY?
I'M NOT A FAKE BREAST GUY

I KNOW THEY'VE BEEN AUGMENTED
NO WAY GOD INVENTED
THOSE TWO BOOBS I SEE.
YOU SAY THEY'RE REAL
AND I SAY I AM A CHIMPANZEE
AND YET...

YOUR FAKE BREASTS HAUNT ME SO
IN SPITE OF REASON -- WHOA.

LIKE FARMERS WHO GROW MELONS
YOU GREW YOUR FAUX MELONS
FOR YOUR PRIVATE COUNTY FAIR
SO ALL THE RUBES WILL COME AND STARE
AND LIKE THE OTHER RUBES, I'M THERE
TO OGLE AT YOUR HAUNTING PAIR.

I'LL SEEK NO VALIDATION
FOR MY TIT FIXATION.
I'M INSPIRED BY THE SIGHT.
THE PERFECT FORM IS GOOD AND RIGHT.
YOU STRIVE FOR AN IDEAL SO BRIGHT.
PLUS YOU STRETCH A TANK TOP TIGHT.